LOVE MATHEMATICS EXAMS
2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the
guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time.
Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference
between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and
EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend
and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being
sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the
equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how
long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but
you don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and
wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys
are single as their marital status states, and 100% of
the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or
married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in
not less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
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